A haiku about getting out of bed

heyfunniest:

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

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asifnothingmatters:

CARRY ON THEY SAID

THERE’LL BE PEACE THEY SAID

DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE THEY SAID

(via my-kind-of-stuff)

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277

semperloki:

“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time

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732

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“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind.”

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barackfuckingobama:

nintendofunclub:

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING GREAT.

HAHDSLAHFLSA HAHAHAHHAA

barackfuckingobama:

nintendofunclub:

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING GREAT.

HAHDSLAHFLSA HAHAHAHHAA

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  • normal people: boy/girl problems
  • me: wifi connection problems

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

ronaldteasley:

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

His family didn’t have a penne left after the funeral costs.

(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via lordofthemerkins)

#OH MY GOD RENLY YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS #OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE RENLY IS MY BOYFRIEND #LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO FUNNY AND HAS SUCH A NICE BEARD #HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY???????? SIGH

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